You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Steven Wright
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
- Jules Renard
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
- Henny Youngman
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
- James Thurber
- Steven Wright
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones
If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.
- Jules Renard
When you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
- Henny Youngman
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.
- James Thurber
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you
forgive and forget.
- Franklin P. Jones
- Franklin P. Jones
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively
maladjusted.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
When you're out of willpower you call on stubbornness, that's
the trick.
- Henri Matisse
- Henri Matisse
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a
bad example.
- La Rochefoucald
- La Rochefoucald
If you let your head get too big, it'll break your neck.
- Elvis Presley
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
- Will Rogers
- Elvis Presley
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
- Will Rogers
Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it.
- Dwight Eisenhower
- Dwight Eisenhower
A good time for laughing is when you can.
- Jessamyn West
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
- Chuck Reid
Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.
- Jason Love
It's okay to look at the past and the future. Just don't stare.
- Anonymous
- Jessamyn West
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice; In practice, there is.
- Chuck Reid
Live each day like it's your second to the last. That way you can fall asleep at night.
- Jason Love
It's okay to look at the past and the future. Just don't stare.
- Anonymous
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing
through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
- Jeph Jacques
It's good to shut up sometimes.- Jeph Jacques
- Marcel Marceau (famous mime)
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
- Sam Levenson
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
- Franklin P. Jones
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
- George Bernard Shaw
Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
- Franklin P. Jones
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